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Нью-Йорк. Полдень. Жара. Старый еврей Мойша торгует семечками на мраморной лестнице Bank of New York. К нему обращаются: — Мойша. Дайте взаймы. — Не можно, — отвечает он. — У нас договор с банком. — Ах, Мойша, оставьте, не может быть у вас уговор! Видали — уговор! А ну-ка, скажите, что за уговор? — Я не даю взаймы, а банк не торгует семечками!
Нью-Йорк. Полдень. Жара. Старый еврей Мойша торгует семечками на мраморной лестнице Bank of New York. К нему обращаются: — Мойша. Дайте взаймы. — Не можно, — отвечает он. — У нас договор с банком. — Ах, Мойша, оставьте, не может быть у вас уговор! Видали — уговор! А ну-ка, скажите, что за уговор? — Я не даю взаймы, а банк не торгует семечками!
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Telegram today rolling out an update which brings with it several new features.The update also adds interactive emoji. When you send one of the select animated emoji in chat, you can now tap on it to initiate a full screen animation. The update also adds interactive emoji. When you send one of the select animated emoji in chat, you can now tap on it to initiate a full screen animation. This is then visible to you or anyone else who's also present in chat at the moment. The animations are also accompanied by vibrations. This is then visible to you or anyone else who's also present in chat at the moment. The animations are also accompanied by vibrations.
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